bungee jump in Fordbridge
I was unpacking my shopping and I heard very loud music (a new ante-social neighbour?) and the roar of a diesel engine outside my kitchen window
about 15 floors high
my first thought was, "Is it a boxing ring?"
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the girl in green is to be the first jumper
vantage point Crabtree Hall roof
there seems to be a problem
school was out about two hours ago
nearly ready
even the pigeons are watching
there seems to be a problem
now the girl in green gets a chair
and waits
and time to get your money back
packing up already
the wannabe bunjee jumper is still green
unscrewing a safety pin
and this pin takes a sledge hammer to knock it up and out
and the upper pin comes out next
and the jib folds for transport
Jib stretching and folding device - US Patent 4953724: "a crane capable of folding a strut type jib along a vertical side surface of a boom . . . ."
sliding in the stabilisers
He has just hooked the safety line to the jib for transport
and all the people have gone
picking up a foot
tough guys coming by
I have not needed it yet - dial a bus for the disabled and he old.
by the brown birch tree
looks like the roadies / roustabouts / riggers get their pay in cash
getting off the site
into Crabtree Drive by Merton House
and the booking office - like a small horse box - with the green sheet and barriers aboard
all quiet again
and I turn back to my sink
and meanwhile I was giving the celery, spring onions, and asparagus from LIDL a good soaking
and my favourite cos and iceberg lettuces
and cauliflower greens
before preparing them and boxing them in the fridge for use prewashed during the week to come - fast food but healthy.